Then he changes his mind. What a scumbag!
"The Weekend Australian says Mr Abbott's call for farmers to have "a right to say no" comes as the main players in the emergent multi-billion-dollar coal-seam gas industry remain split over whether they should barge onto private property without consent."
This is the same clown who locked up Pauline Hanson on trumped up charges.
Would you want to live in a gas field?
Run you prick! Run!
Premier Ted Baillieu said "In the course of our discussions, he (Mr Overland) indicated to me he would offer his resignation as commissioner of police. I indicated that offer would be accepted,"
Criminal Overlord and ex-Victorian Police Chief Simon Overland has quit his job after falsifying crime statistics to make the corrupt victorian police force look good. Proving once again that corruption in the Australian Police starts at the very top.
Ombudsman George Brouwer found the police claims of a 27.5 per cent reduction in assaults was "misleading and inconsistent with all other available data''. The decision to release the dodgy crime statistics on the eve of entering election caretaker mode was the Chief Commissioner's and his alone.
The decision to release the dodgy crime statistics on the eve of entering election caretaker mode was the Chief Commissioner's and his alone.
The typically self serving pig found guilty by the victorian ombudsman of falsifying reports is now "on leave" subsequent to finally nicking off and leaving the force. Just four minutes into a press conference he cited unspecified distractions had forced him to go and promptly left. Leaving reporters questions unanswered as he deftly took off for a nearby exit. He will no doubt be replaced by yet another useless corrupt pig.
With leaders like that its unsurprising that the police rule australia. Routinely beating up prisoners in a most cowardly fashion. In the full knowledge that they can get away with it. Whole police stations turn a blind eye to this thuggery and victims are made aware that if they fight back or complain they will be beaten up even worse and then have trumped up counter-charges laid against them.
In effect little has changed since the days of the rum brigade and even lawyers are afraid of this criminal brotherhood which is beyond any doubt the largest organised crime gang in Australia.
"But we hired all those rich yuppy actors!"
Ignoring claims by political pundits that Labor Party policies were fast becoming as pear shaped as the Prime Minister, the Gillard Government has vowed to plow on regardless. Promising not to be swayed by inconsequential obstacles such as public sentiment. Julia Gillard now holds two historical precedents. The first female australian Prime Minister ever and the most unpopular Prime Minister in 40 years.
Julia has failed to sell both her unfathomably complex carbon tax and equally unpopular malaysian solution, which consists of increasing the quota for boat people. The PM is now grimly hanging on to power by her manicured freshly painted fingernails. A single by-election could spell disaster for her hung parliament which still has a majority of just one seat. Propped up by three fickle independants and a tree hugger.
This is a truly bold and impressive display of unwavering single-mindedness. Particularly in the wake of a record low 27% approval rating. Yet Julia Gillard has promised to stay the course, no matter what, and deliver the much vaunted carbon tax so desperately desired by hippies and the nuclear power industry.
After a long night of heavy drinking, swapping political yarns and comparing the size of each others parties, comrades in arms Bob Katter and Aidan McLindon decided to end their first cautious talks about a possible joint party merger with some good old fashioned car vandalism.
In a memorable finish to a historic meeting between two great leaders, the pair swiped Campbell Newmans brand spanking new exclusive LNP rego plates.
"I'm using mine as a beer mat" said maverick minister Bob Katter when queried by a reporter as to what he intended to do with the stolen goods.
"I'm taking mine and hanging it over the fireplace" said Aidan McLindon before drunkenly hailing a taxi for the pair to escape in.
With help from pseudo-leader of the opposition Jeff Seeney, a map of Brisbane and several mocachino's the man who would be Premier spent 3 hours on Saturday trying to find the electorate of Ashgrove before finally giving up and turning to Google Earth.
"I thought it was on the other side of the river" moaned Tasmanian immigrant Campbell Newman.
Although the date of the next Queensland State election remains a mystery, the informally declared leader of the opposition felt it might be useful to know precisely where Ashgrove was. When asked if he was still confident of a victory against Kate Jones he replied:
"Absolutely, I'm very good at keeping up with the Jones's."
In a surprise tactic by aspiring local political candidate Campbell Newman, a Sith mind trick was employed to try and strangle the state leader Anna Bligh during a speech she was giving at the cat lovers society of queensland, based in Ashgrove. The opposition leader, calling upon the dark side of the force with mumbling incoherent incantations, stretched out his arm and shaking with concentration attempted to silence his nemesis.
"I can't understand why it didn't work" lamented a sheepish Newman after the speech was over.
"I purchased the Sith training course from a Norton approved website. She should have been crawling about on the floor desperately gasping for air." he wailed.
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